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I wish you get well soon baby.. because i miss u so very much. =)

KIGS Orientation,year 09

Funny couple story

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the girlfriend calls back and he asks her what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Before And After Marriage

John -Ahh..At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane -Do you want me to leave?

John -NO! Don't even think about it!
Jane -Do you love me?
John -Ofcourse! Always have and always will!
Jane -Have you ever cheated on me?
John -NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane -Will you kiss me?
John -With every chance I get!
Jane -Will you hit me?
John -Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane -Can I trust you?
John -Yes
Jane -Darling!

*For the after marriage part you all read from the bottom all the way back to the top*

Just a quick laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it..

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You really don't know maths.
Ted:You don't know my father!!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Koi: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Koi: "No hair, Sir."

Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! hehehe..Have a nice day!

Liverpool's Gerrard denies assault charge

England and Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard told a court on Friday he would plead not guilty to assaulting a man in a bar brawl in December.

The Liverpool captain was arrested in the early hours of December 29 after police were called to the Lounge Bar nightclub in Southport, north of Liverpool in northwest England.

Company director Marcus McGee, 34, required hospital treatment after receiving facial injuries in the incident.

Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez said the club were fully behind Gerrard who was released on bail to appear in court again on March 20, the day before a Premier League game against title rivals Aston Villa.

"I was watching him play five-a-side today and he scored two or three very good goals, so that's very positive. He is OK," Benitez told the club's website. "He has our full support, he knows this."

In a short hearing at North Sefton magistrates court, Gerrard, 28, said he intended to deny charges of assault occasioning bodily harm and affray, the Press Association reported.

Two other men, John Doran, 29, and Ian Smith, 19, both from Liverpool are also charged with the same offences.

The incident occurred following Gerrard's man-of-the-match performance in a 5-1 win over Newcastle United in which he had scored twice.

Cleopatra Stratan

So cute..Since Meme likes this video so much,I posted this for you sweety =)

Benitez denies pressure is getting to Liverpool

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez insisted that his side are not wilting under the pressure of a title fight, despite their failure to beat neighbours Everton at Anfield on Monday night.

Gerrard drives home his 67th min goal.
The Reds had looked on course to collect the three points that would have moved them above Manchester United and back to the Premier League summit after Steven Gerrard's 35-yard drive after 68 minutes.
But a late equaliser from Tim Cahill, who headed home unmarked at the near post from a Mikel Arteta free-kick, meant Benitez's side remain behind their north-west rivals on goal difference having also played a game extra.

Despite that the Liverpool boss still maintained: ''The players believe they can challenge for the title.''

He added: ''You are not suffering from pressure after leading until three minutes from time."

''It is not pressure to be level on points with Manchester United in January."

''We are disappointed with how we defended against that late free-kick, and disappointed with giving a free-kick away at that stage so close to our box. It could have been avoided.''

Yossi Benayoun had needlessly conceded that free-kick for a foul on Victor Anichebe.

''I will have to look at that incident again, but we had talked about not conceding free-kicks in that sort of area because Everton's set-plays are good,'' Benitez added.

''But we are still level with United and we know we can play better.
''We will improve as we get more of our injured players back, we still believe we can challenge for the title.''

Everton boss David Moyes believed that his side deserved their goal and the hard-earned point.
It extended Everton's unbeaten run to seven games and Moyes said: ''We showed what we have been doing now for a few weeks. We played with confidence and a draw was certainly a fair result."

''Maybe we could have had a penalty just before they scored, that was disappointing.

''We were still appealing for the penalty when Liverpool broke away and we allowed Steven Gerrard to walk into midfield and score.
''We turned off at that moment. We lost our concentration after not getting the penalty, and Liverpool took advantage.''
Moyes refused to condemn referee Howard Webb for the decision not to award a spot-kick for Martin Skrtel's push on Anichebe.

Moyes said: ''The referee had a very good game. There was a couple of penalty shouts at each end he didn't give them. I am more concerned with how we turned off at the moment we were denied a possible penalty rather than with the referee's decision.''

But Moyes hailed his players for their spirited performance.

''Liverpool have been buying players to win titles, we are not in that league,'' he said.

''But we have showed the stability there is at our club, and how far we have come in the last few years.
''We were able to give Liverpool a really good game on their own pitch and we deserved the point, we earned it.''

Gadong Area Flooded!!

Man, should the goverment do something about this or not?

Pictures below shows us inside mall at around 11 ++ pm. Memanat lahh..sementara nada be orang dlm mall ahh..haha

BMW M - Zero

WHY BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE‏!!

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake.

ADVISE

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD

-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY

-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE COLD

-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

United going top of no concern to Benitez!!

Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez is not worried that Manchester United have taken his team's top spot in the Premier League and maintains their title bid is still on track.

United's 1-0 victory over Bolton lifted them a point clear of Liverpool, who play Merseyside rivals Everton at Anfield on Monday.

Benitez's rant at United boss Sir Alex Ferguson and the row over his contract extension have raised questions over whether the Reds can handle the pressure of a title challenge.
However, the Liverpool boss insists their approach has not altered and they are unconcerned by the rise of United.

"The situation does not change, no matter what they do,'' said the Spaniard. "We have to get three points in every single game and especially in the derby.
"I think it is important to understand when people talk about the title and your position in the table that I didn't expect in August to win the title in January.
"No-one can expect this. If you keep calm and analyse the situation you will know if you want to win the title it has to be maybe in May and to have Chelsea, Arsenal, now Aston Villa, and United in the title race is normal.

"We will try to stay there and if we cannot be [top] one week then the next week we have to think about getting three points and getting ahead again.
"I have a lot of confidence in my team.''

Benitez insists the club being in contention - having not won the championship since 1990 - has given his players an extra lift as the matches begin to get more important.
They have also been boosted by the return to fitness of a number of key players and a sustained title bid remains on track.

"There is a little bit of anxiety because we in a fantastic position but we have to be calm and take one game at a time,'' he added.

"The position is very good and in May, if we are in this position, then we can be thinking it could be the year but now we have to analyse each game and try to improve.

"We have Fernando Torres, Martin Skrtel, Alvaro Arbeloa and Fabio Aurelio coming back so we are in a fantastic position and we hope to be there for a long time.''
If Liverpool are to regain top spot they face the not inconsiderable task of beating near-neighbours Everton.

David Moyes' injury-hit side have won four of their last five league matches - drawing with Chelsea - and have five successive clean sheets.

"Everton are in form and playing well, not conceding goals, so it will be important for us to play well against them and beat them,'' said Benitez, who shrugged off claims his contract wrangle would affect preparations.

"It is very difficult because they are defending well but I want to show our fans that we are really concentrated.

"The derby is very important so we can talk about football easily.''

Torres is expected to start following two substitute appearances after recovering from a hamstring injury while Xabi Alonso (foot) and Arbeloa (hamstring) are also fit again.

Happy Belated Birthday To Aimi And A Happy Birthday To Sarif

Wishing Aimi happy belated birthday. May god bless u and be success always..

Happy birthday to you Sarif ..May god bless and always be success...

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