Just a quick laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it..

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You really don't know maths.
Ted:You don't know my father!!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Koi: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Koi: "No hair, Sir."

Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! hehehe..Have a nice day!