Jokes(Kids are quick)

Teacher: Maria go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Ok very good, now class who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplications on the floor?
John: You told me not to do it using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No,That's wrong Glenn
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but u asked how I spelled it.

Teacher: Lulu, why do you always get so dirty?
Lulu: Well, actually I'm a lot closer to the floor than you are.

Teacher: Christopher did not only chopped his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it.? Now Louis, do you know why did his father did not punish him?
Louis: Because Christopher still have the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Chris, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are not longer interested in?
Chris: A teacher!