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I wish you get well soon baby.. because i miss u so very much. =)

KIGS Orientation,year 09

Funny couple story

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the girlfriend calls back and he asks her what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Before And After Marriage

John -Ahh..At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane -Do you want me to leave?

John -NO! Don't even think about it!
Jane -Do you love me?
John -Ofcourse! Always have and always will!
Jane -Have you ever cheated on me?
John -NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane -Will you kiss me?
John -With every chance I get!
Jane -Will you hit me?
John -Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane -Can I trust you?
John -Yes
Jane -Darling!

*For the after marriage part you all read from the bottom all the way back to the top*

Just a quick laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it..

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You really don't know maths.
Ted:You don't know my father!!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Koi: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Koi: "No hair, Sir."

Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! hehehe..Have a nice day!

Liverpool's Gerrard denies assault charge

England and Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard told a court on Friday he would plead not guilty to assaulting a man in a bar brawl in December.

The Liverpool captain was arrested in the early hours of December 29 after police were called to the Lounge Bar nightclub in Southport, north of Liverpool in northwest England.

Company director Marcus McGee, 34, required hospital treatment after receiving facial injuries in the incident.

Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez said the club were fully behind Gerrard who was released on bail to appear in court again on March 20, the day before a Premier League game against title rivals Aston Villa.

"I was watching him play five-a-side today and he scored two or three very good goals, so that's very positive. He is OK," Benitez told the club's website. "He has our full support, he knows this."

In a short hearing at North Sefton magistrates court, Gerrard, 28, said he intended to deny charges of assault occasioning bodily harm and affray, the Press Association reported.

Two other men, John Doran, 29, and Ian Smith, 19, both from Liverpool are also charged with the same offences.

The incident occurred following Gerrard's man-of-the-match performance in a 5-1 win over Newcastle United in which he had scored twice.

Cleopatra Stratan

So cute..Since Meme likes this video so much,I posted this for you sweety =)