Birth marks

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.

VIRGO (The One that Waits)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

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Get well soon

I wish you get well soon baby.. because i miss u so very much. =)

KIGS Orientation,year 09

Funny couple story

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the girlfriend calls back and he asks her what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Before And After Marriage

John -Ahh..At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane -Do you want me to leave?

John -NO! Don't even think about it!
Jane -Do you love me?
John -Ofcourse! Always have and always will!
Jane -Have you ever cheated on me?
John -NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane -Will you kiss me?
John -With every chance I get!
Jane -Will you hit me?
John -Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane -Can I trust you?
John -Yes
Jane -Darling!

*For the after marriage part you all read from the bottom all the way back to the top*

Just a quick laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it..

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You really don't know maths.
Ted:You don't know my father!!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Koi: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Koi: "No hair, Sir."

Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! hehehe..Have a nice day!